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Do anteaters ever sneeze,

with their noses so long

and if a bunch of them did sneeze

would it sound like a song?


With a nose so long

It would be hard not to get a tickle

every time that nose touched a leaf or the ground

you know how noses can be so fickle


But if an anteater did sneeze

could you imagine the sight

a huff and a puff and a big achu

and a million tiny ants all taking flight


So I guess the anteater

has a pretty amazing nose

either that or it’s always prepared

with a few handkerchiefs tucked between its toes.