Do anteaters ever sneeze,
with their noses so long
and if a bunch of them did sneeze
would it sound like a song?
With a nose so long
It would be hard not to get a tickle
every time that nose touched a leaf or the ground
you know how noses can be so fickle
But if an anteater did sneeze
could you imagine the sight
a huff and a puff and a big achu
and a million tiny ants all taking flight
So I guess the anteater
has a pretty amazing nose
either that or it’s always prepared
with a few handkerchiefs tucked between its toes.