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Do lamas ever spit in the wind


Do lamas ever spit in the wind

Or even just spit on the ground

Perhaps a lamas salivary gland

Is so hyperactive, it must be profound.


Lamas are a mysterious creature,

Their wool is thick and full of fuff

So it’s conceivable that lamas get overheated

And sweating to remove heat is not enough


So perhaps the lama, in it’s overheated state of drama

Must spit to remove some of the heat

Yet try and try and try as they might

No force of spit, against the wind, can a lama compete.


So that being said

It’s safe to put to bed

That a lama

Would never




Into the wind.