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Do birds pass wind…oh my what a thought

maybe it’s something you’ve pondered

but then again, maybe not


How would you ever tell

if a bird happened too toot

you probably would never know

so perhaps the point is moot


But what if a bird just happened

to have a lot of gas

do you wonder if you could tell

as it went on pass?


And what would happen

to that bird in flight

would it suddenly change directions or speed?

hooooooo boy, what a funny sight


the sound a bird makes as it flaps it’s wings

is not quite as funny as when it toots when it sings


chirp chirp

poof poof

chirp chirp chee chee fft ftt


I guess we’ll never know if a bird passes wind

so that settles it.