Do birds pass wind…oh my what a thought
maybe it’s something you’ve pondered
but then again, maybe not
How would you ever tell
if a bird happened too toot
you probably would never know
so perhaps the point is moot
But what if a bird just happened
to have a lot of gas
do you wonder if you could tell
as it went on pass?
And what would happen
to that bird in flight
would it suddenly change directions or speed?
hooooooo boy, what a funny sight
the sound a bird makes as it flaps it’s wings
is not quite as funny as when it toots when it sings
chirp chirp chee chee fft ftt
I guess we’ll never know if a bird passes wind
so that settles it.