Do lamas ever spit in the wind
Do lamas ever spit in the wind
Or even just spit on the ground
Perhaps a lamas salivary gland
Is so hyperactive, it must be profound.
Lamas are a mysterious creature,
Their wool is thick and full of fuff
So it’s conceivable that lamas get overheated
And sweating to remove heat is not enough
So perhaps the lama, in it’s overheated state of drama
Must spit to remove some of the heat
Yet try and try and try as they might
No force of spit, against the wind, can a lama compete.
So that being said
It’s safe to put to bed
That a lama
Would never
Ever
Ever
Spit
Into the wind.
