Do Giraffes ever get a crick in their neck
If you were a Giraffe would you ever get a crick in your neck
Can you imagine your head up in the air so high
and way down below, your little giraffe body
supporting your cute lil giraffe nogging in the sky
It must be tiresome, and quite frankly a lot of work
to keep that head so upright
so it’s probably not preposterous, and even inconceivable
to imagine a giraffe’s neck muscles getting tight
sometimes they stretch, and sometimes they strain
to eat a leaf or take a drink,
so maybe a giraffe is just being friendly, or perhaps rather just plain ol stuck in place
when as you walk by the giraffe gives you a wink.
I guess we could ask the giraffe this simple question
it might be much more straightforward and plain
but we’d first have to find a giant stepladder (and a giraffe for that matter)
and now come to think of it, that would be a giant pain (in the neck).